We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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