Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
How's work?
Spinning.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
