Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
