We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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