I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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