I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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