You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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