So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
that may or may not have been my penis.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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