your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Your penis caused this!
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