YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I have fence marks all over my body
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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