he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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