I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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