he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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