is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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