THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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