Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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