apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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