And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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