playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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