Dual....:-)
she woke up with a sticky ear
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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