i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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