I think I just saw someone hide a body.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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