So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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