There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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