i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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