Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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