Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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