The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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