It's Friday. Sex?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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