but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
