what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
