Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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