do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
