Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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