And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize