i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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