u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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