i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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