Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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