Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
my being single is dangerous.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you inspire me to be a worse person
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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