I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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