Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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