I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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