We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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