Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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