i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I have post one night stand depression
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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