Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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