Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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