Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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