when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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