Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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