and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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