Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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