id be glad to
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
His nipple licking is glorious
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