Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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